Stranded in Venezuela • View topic

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:04:19 am

WASSUP WORLD! It's........Wednesday!

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:04:41 am

LUCKY CHARMS & SOME CHEERIOS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:05:47 am

THE WORLD IS OVER! WE'RE GETTING SLOPPY! EVERYBODY IS GETTING TRICKSY! AND I DONT MEAN MAYBE!

WHHHHOOOOOOOO! icon_drinks

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:06:41 am

So yeah, I've been working on my alliances since I got here, this game show is the fuckin bomb, and I have a good feeling I'm gonna win.

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:07:34 am

I'm just looking to have sex up in this motherfuckeeerrrrr!

BIKINIS AND TALAPIA EVERYWHERE!

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:08:06 am

I just love when my liquor drinks taste like suntan lotion.

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:08:43 am

I JUST FUCKED THE PEANUT BUTTER!

IT FELT SMOOTH AND FUCKING CREAMY!

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by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:09:10 am

He let me shove his ball right back in there.....

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:09:49 am

THAT'S IT! I'M ABOUT TO STOP BEING POLITE AND START BEING REAL!

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:10:14 am

So yeah, I just finished performing urination in the hot tub.......

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:11:50 am

I've pissed all over Portland, I pissed on the curtains, I pissed on the ping pong table, I pissed on the antique suitcases on the wall, underneath the couch cushions, I wetted down the coffee table, I took a shit in the gumball machine.

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:12:29 am

IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE, BE A SWEETIE AND WIPE THE SEATY!

I'M GONNA GO FINISH UP!

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:13:27 am

I'm never gonna change motherfuckers no matter how many letters yall write.

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:13:48 am

I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT FUCKING TRIBAL COUNCIL!

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:13:59 am

by **Lurker_Caryn** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:14:35 am

Fuck Me, I guess I should've been more polite and stop being so fucking real....

by **Holly Hoffman** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:36:27 am

Caryn <3

by **Brenda Lowe** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:53:23 pm

And this is why Caryn gets her own wing of the Lurker Lodge, in case anyone was wondering. It's just safer for everyone involved.

by **Mia Galeotalanza** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:36:35 pm

Caryn Dribble <3

by **Frank** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:25:06 pm

Brenda Lowe wrote:And this is why Caryn gets her own wing of the Lurker Lodge, in case anyone was wondering. It's just safer for everyone involved.

Safer to keep her locked up in here? I agree.

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