I
was a fallen comrade but ok, I'll do this as well. I will include the final 4 as well.
John
I didn't get to know you, but what I understood from the others you sounded like a fun villian. Sadly you went first before you got to show any of that.
Peter
From what I read in the Lurker's Lodge you were very entertaining to have around and a bit of a goof.
Fun, but rather have people who play strategically around.
Diane
Chance had it that you set yourself up opposite of me early on. You were fed more false information than everyone else in this game combined
Big Tom
You were on the outs and didn't really pull anything strategical to stay in the game. I gave you a chance but you hesitated a bit and I wasn't sure if you had other loyalties. Ultimately, you had to go so that you don't flip on the swap.
General
Its been great hanging out with you, fellow loser. Too bad we were on opposite sides in the game and I had to vote you out. You're a good candidate for a second chance season.
Frank
I love you. You're awesome.
Kim J
Girl, if only you would've listened to me and gave me Cacique instead of handing it free to the enemy. We would've both survived and you wouldn't have gotten booted immediately after me. You did a huge blunder that day, including telling Sean he is a "guest" in our tribe and going all aggressive on him. You were kind of absent after a certain point and acted quite erratically. You let me in charge of ground control and then didn't trust me with your stupid Cacique title, like anyone would've considered you enough of a threat to boot then anyway...I had to scramble hard because of your paranoia and I dug myself even further down the hole with that. Nothing personal but your gameplay sucked...
Clarence
Why did she have to send you away...WHYYYY. You were such a good secret #2. We would've made it so far if it was you there not freaking Linda. I did not intend to vote you off at any point, you would've definitely been there with me and good ol' senile Kim.
Kimpy
I always thought you were kind of an idiot. Your strategy sucks. I was nothing but nice to you, you were one of my first allies. Then you say things in tribals i'm not even at about me being sexist? WTF.
Vecepia
I actually liked you. You had a sound strategic mind but kinda lacked in social skills or just didn't make the effort.
Sarah
I love your style and attitude. You were an amazing player in that aspect but kinda lacked in strategy.
We would've gotten along so well.
Patricia
I don't give you as much credit strategically as others might. You flipped too much until people just went "You know what? I'm getting tired of her playing us" and booted you. You lacked a strong solid alliance, mainly cause you were all over the place.
Sean
Damn Probst and his misspelling of the idol password. I or someone in my alliance would've definitely found it and you would have been so screwed after that swap.
Your idols looked decent enough to make me believe probst made them, even if they were a little bad quality I just figured meh, maybe he was lazy. You showing up with 2 idols pretty much cemented my theory that mariche sent you here to blindside some fools with them. It made sense, but I didn't realize Mariche was a mess and didn't have the strategy we had into a swap. That sealed the deal on me working with you, there was no way I'd give up my Tamanacos. Add to that Jeff "confirming" that idol transfer and nobody ever questioned your idols. I knew you were gunning for me and there was no way I'd live through that day without pulling some crazy shit. If i realized you didn't actually have idols I would've snooped out Linda's betrayal in 2 seconds. It was obvious Lex was voting for me though. I really wish we could've worked together but there was no way that would've happened in this game unless you voted Lex out at my final plea.
You were probably the one with the most sound strategy this game but you were heading towards a trainwreck post-merge and I could see it. Maybe you shoulda kept me as a bigger louder target
You should've made yourself more of a villain and made some crazier plays that hurt some feelings.
Lex
You lied to me early on about not having an alliance with Lindsey. I didn't quite realize your next best thing was Linda post-swap, that was my bad. I only told Linda we could vote for you because they were paranoid about giving me the immunities. I fought to keep you in the game and scrambled really hard, meanwhile, you were getting played by Sean...You had a pretty good position with me, you threw that away. You said it was because I showed disrespect towards other players and acted like they were disposable. Dude first of all, Mama Kim
was a dumbass that day, second of all, I was trying to keep all 4 of us in the game and get vecepia out, how the hell is that acting like you're disposable? You're a bit sensitive and take a lot of things to heart apparently. I do like you, so you did that social part right, your strategy was lacking though. Seriously lacking.
Linda
You suck in challenges so hard nobody would ever vote for you. If you think I'm mad that you voted me out right after i saved your ass, I'm not. But I still think you played the goat all game and it would've been safer for you to blindside me post-merge when there's only tamanaco left. You had the Lex connection apparently, at 7 you could've easily blindsided me, Kim J and Clarence. I don't know if I would've let it get to that but still, you would've had the chance to make some moves not just ride coattails and go nuts at tribal.
Gabriel 
Your slimy strategy sucks, I wouldn't vote for you in a million years. You tried to hard to play the happy go lucky goofball and stay under the radar. You never really had any power in this game and just bounced around.
Gina
I'm pretty sure you skipped challenges intentionally to be so far under the radar you hit the ground. I don't respect that. Also, that move to play the idol late was so bad its indescribable. Intentional or not.
Lindsey
I considered you a huge threat to my game and with good reason. You fought and played hard and were not hiding under the radar at all. I hope you win.
. You made a good first impression on the first day. With the Cacique role you made some unecessary mistake and you started talking to me less and less. Then you screwed me over by sending me to Neo-Tacos tribe. I started to like you again at the merge. 'cause you were a fighter and stirred up a lot of trouble. So I was sad to see you gone :(
Or that other guy with 0 posts. 
