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The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:37:56 pm

This cast is ugly. Where are the glistening abs for Mama Jane to grate her cheese on.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Mia Galeotalanza » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:40:27 pm

Omg.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:41:15 pm

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT LIPSTICK BIMBO BITCH HOLLY A FUCKING HOST TALKING LIKE SHE KNOW SHIT ABOUT TRIBAL COUNCIL!

THE FUCK ? IS WRONG WITH YOU.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:42:52 pm

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Hey y'all my coochie is like a Walmart! Open all the time, letting anyone in and never clean icon_laughing
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:45:37 pm

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This bitch just said GULP

Stupid ho thinking there will be two immune players on the same tribe icon_shifty icon_no
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:46:25 pm

I'm renaming the tribes to

TAMAGOTCHI

AND

MARIACHI
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:49:26 pm

[IMG]http://venezuela.strandedgaming.com/ruins/images/avatars/gallery/Tamanaco/Clarence.jpg[IMG]

I'm currently attempting to write a novel. I suck at describing things, so that's going as expected. But I have a bunch of plot ideas and things that I'm going forward with at full steam, or at least procrastinating through a few thousands words a week. With this and BB15 coming up, I'm going to be hating myself and finding so many ways to procrastinate writing. I have this problem where I'll just go back and edit every single line until its perfect, go back and read the same line an hour later once I'm down two pages and still hate it, then hate the line after it and so forth. When I used to write online for fun, I never used to do that. Then I try this and I can't stop myself from self-editing.

Other than that, I love going to the movies. Star Trek Into Darkness in IMAX 3D with Cumberbatch was amazing. I hate that he didn't get even more screentime!

My top 3 favorite films: North by Northwest, Amazing Grace, and 12 Angry Men.
Randomly great movie: Tomorrow, When The War Began. Phoebe Tonkin goodness.



The Fuck?

I hate this guy already. What a douche.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:50:16 pm

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I'm currently attempting to write a novel. I suck at describing things, so that's going as expected. But I have a bunch of plot ideas and things that I'm going forward with at full steam, or at least procrastinating through a few thousands words a week. With this and BB15 coming up, I'm going to be hating myself and finding so many ways to procrastinate writing. I have this problem where I'll just go back and edit every single line until its perfect, go back and read the same line an hour later once I'm down two pages and still hate it, then hate the line after it and so forth. When I used to write online for fun, I never used to do that. Then I try this and I can't stop myself from self-editing.

Other than that, I love going to the movies. Star Trek Into Darkness in IMAX 3D with Cumberbatch was amazing. I hate that he didn't get even more screentime!

My top 3 favorite films: North by Northwest, Amazing Grace, and 12 Angry Men.
Randomly great movie: Tomorrow, When The War Began. Phoebe Tonkin goodness.



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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Ryan » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:15:18 pm

Yes!!! I love you Jane icon_wub (though back up off HoHo & Gina) *shows abs*
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:16:49 pm

Gina I don't have an issue with just yet but Holly!

There is a going to be a bitch fight this season I guarantee it
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:16:49 pm

Gina I don't have an issue with just yet but Holly!

There is a going to be a bitch fight this season I guarantee it
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Caryn » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:11:47 pm

Jane, Shut the Fuck up.

No one is listening to you, ho.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Penny Ramsey » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:41:29 pm

Back up off Jane Caryn you dumb slag!
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker Cwisty » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:50:23 pm

Jane <3 <3 <3 You were my best preseason pick ever.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Caryn » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:58:29 pm

Penny Ramsey wrote:Back up off Jane Caryn you dumb slag!


She Insulted HoHo, You Ho.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:15:54 am

Lurker_Caryn wrote:
Penny Ramsey wrote:Back up off Jane Caryn you dumb slag!


She Insulted HoHo, You Ho.


The FUCK is this bitch? Showing up looking like

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From Beetlejuice


Talking bout her HoHo love. Hostess is outta business you whore.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Caryn » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:26:51 am

Who's scared now? WHAT! Who's scared now?

You know I'm better than you, YOU KNOW I'LL FUCKING SMOKE YOU.

I Will snap yo fuckin neck, ALL I DO SMASH HEADS!

When I get my chance I'm gonna bend you in half!
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:34:28 am

Lurker_Caryn wrote:Who's scared now? WHAT! Who's scared now?

You know I'm better than you, YOU KNOW I'LL FUCKING SMOKE YOU.

I Will snap yo fuckin neck, ALL I DO SMASH HEADS!

When I get my chance I'm gonna bend you in half!


Listen, Jane don't swing like a bi monkey so all this kinky sex shit you want to do save it for Holly's vagina because you'll need some Tonka Trucks to get that bitch off and might even need Thomas the Tank Engine choo chooing up that tunnel.

But on a related note if you want to come at me in a violent aggressive way Jane has no problem taking a bitch by her tits (even though you have none) and swinging her the fuck right outta here. My hands were built for climbing and holding onto little rocks so I can definitely clench onto your prickly nipples and send you flying.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Caryn » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:39:33 am

You just justified it to me, TO RIP A MOTHER FUCKERS HEAD OFF!

I will fucking stab you, I'm not kidding, you ugly stupid little hag.
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Re: The Fuck?

Postby Lurker_Jane » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:41:38 am

Lurker_Caryn wrote:You just justified it to me, TO RIP A MOTHER FUCKERS HEAD OFF!

I will fucking stab you, I'm not kidding, you ugly stupid little hag.


The FUCK!?

Then you best be calling the Ghostbusters bitch because I will be tit swinging you in my afterlife.
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