Second Seasonal Stranded Draft!

[Holly Hoffman]

Edgardo, you are fucking useless.

[Lurker_Edgardo]

Not more than you...

[Holly Hoffman]

Explain. Please. I want to see if your rock of a brain can adequately support your childish response.

[Mia Galeotalanza]

Chase has been MIA even though he was my pick last season.

No I've been MIA...

[Lurker_Edgardo]

Explain. Please. I want to see if your rock of a brain can adequately support your childish response.

Well ... let's begin...

Creo que yo soy más útil que tú porque en primer lugar no tengo esa actitud de mujer despechada, la cual tú siempre adoptas cuando alguien juega contigo Survivor y no hace lo que tú quieres que hagan, desde ese momento no dejas ni un minuto de acosar y te vuelves como un parásito que por más que uno se sacuda no se despega, allí estás con tu actitud infantil y ridícula atacando a diestra y sinietra. Así que si no tienes la suficiente capacidad para lograr que la gente haga lo que tú quieres en un juego virtual, pues entonces eres más inútil de lo que uno piensa y por lo tanto tienes el mismo derecho de llamarme "useless" como un prisionero de salir a dar una vuelta al parque de la esquina.

I hope your rock of a brain can adequately support you in order to translate that and understand it...

[Brenda Lowe]

Mama Hoho takes a hard hit.

[Clarence]

I didn't even know what an ORG was until I was invited to play. I think it showed.

[Lurker_Becky]

You did well for your first one.

[Clarence]

You did well for your first one.

I missed the start of the game by a few hours, thus not getting into the majority alliance, but making another alliance of 4 with final twos with each of the four. And at the end I missed the challenge that I wanted to finally go beast mode in and start winning... because I was watching Big Brother. Then I got voted out. A comedy of errors.

I never figured out how you could form a 5 or 6 or 8 person alliance. And all my 1 on 1 alliances felt flimsy. I never knew if I could trust anyone so I didn't. I should've opened my mouth and spoke more and tried to form something larger, but I worried that would get me targeted.

[Holly Hoffman]

Explain. Please. I want to see if your rock of a brain can adequately support your childish response.

Well ... let's begin...

Creo que yo soy más útil que tú porque en primer lugar no tengo esa actitud de mujer despechada, la cual tú siempre adoptas cuando alguien juega contigo Survivor y no hace lo que tú quieres que hagan, desde ese momento no dejas ni un minuto de acosar y te vuelves como un parásito que por más que uno se sacuda no se despega, allí estás con tu actitud infantil y ridícula atacando a diestra y sinietra. Así que si no tienes la suficiente capacidad para lograr que la gente haga lo que tú quieres en un juego virtual, pues entonces eres más inútil de lo que uno piensa y por lo tanto tienes el mismo derecho de llamarme "useless" como un prisionero de salir a dar una vuelta al parque de la esquina.

I hope your rock of a brain can adequately support you in order to translate that and understand it...

I put that in google translate and the resultant English is a mish mash of rubbish.

[Brenda Lowe]

You did well for your first one.

I missed the start of the game by a few hours, thus not getting into the majority alliance, but making another alliance of 4 with final twos with each of the four. And at the end I missed the challenge that I wanted to finally go beast mode in and start winning... because I was watching Big Brother. Then I got voted out. A comedy of errors.

I never figured out how you could form a 5 or 6 or 8 person alliance. And all my 1 on 1 alliances felt flimsy. I never knew if I could trust anyone so I didn't. I should've opened my mouth and spoke more and tried to form something larger, but I worried that would get me targeted.

You'll know to open your mouth for next time

Try a little bit of comparing notes with people, like, "Oh I really like, Becky, but I'm not so hot on Jessie. What do you think of our tribemates?" and build on it from that. "Oh hey, you and I both like x, y and z. Why don't we do something about that?" yadda yadda.

[Lurker_Edgardo]

What a childish response...

[Lindsey]

Congrats Chase.... wherever the fuck you are.