Ep 14: Finale

[Lurker_Jessie]

It's kind of a pet peeve of mine when finalists' jury speeches consist of merely a stream of thought summation of what happened in the game. Like, we all know what happened in the game. Tell us something different. Tell us why you should win.

I actually have no idea if any of the finalists did that because Linda's and Lindsey's kind of scared me away from reading them, and I'm not in the mood to read that much right now anyway.

[Lurker_Becky]

Holy shit...yeah, they are both way TOO long. I'll let it slide since they are newbies but there is nothing worse than having to read a wall of text.

[Frank]

It's kind of a pet peeve of mine when finalists' jury speeches consist of merely a stream of thought summation of what happened in the game. Like, we all know what happened in the game. Tell us something different. Tell us why you should win.

Exactly, I really don't need to hear a synopsis of the game right now. I wanna hear your game plan.

I was wondering if he was actually playing me and he was, so all the more power to him. I feel like Lindsey actually evilly manipulated me though (whether intentional or not) but Gabe was actually being strategically genuine when he did. <.< maybe I'm just biased.

You think?

[General]

And as I tough. Spamfest of emoticons

[Lurker_Jessie]

Points to Gabe for doing a tl;dr version. Seriously, that alone may be enough to sway me if I were a juror. (I'm kidding, but only kind of. I'm so glad I'm not a juror right now having to read all of that.)

[Frank]

, and there were times where I couldn't stand up because I'd voted someone I cared for out of this game. See: Patricia. See: Lex.

Oh boo freaking hoo. Get real.

[Lurker_Jessie]

, and there were times where I couldn't stand up because I'd voted someone I cared for out of this game. See: Patricia. See: Lex.

Oh boo freaking hoo. Get real.

lol..couldn't stand up. Please.

[Frank]

I'mma summarize Linda's arguments:

Vote for me because I voted Frank out

[Lurker_Becky]

Sorry to the jurors. We all have a lot to say to explain ourselves, and we all want to make ourselves look as best as we can. I'm trying to keep it concise but honest, but I think we all have fears that if one of our opponents outwrite us length wise, we're not going to get their vote. So apologies for all the word vomit we're spitting out.

Thanks Gabe.

Jessie, the tl: dr is a total rip off of Butch.

[General]

I'mma summarize Linda's arguments:

Vote for me because I voted Frank out

Should've voted her out ;)

[Lurker_Jessie]

Sorry to the jurors. We all have a lot to say to explain ourselves, and we all want to make ourselves look as best as we can. I'm trying to keep it concise but honest, but I think we all have fears that if one of our opponents outwrite us length wise, we're not going to get their vote. So apologies for all the word vomit we're spitting out.

Thanks Gabe.

Jessie, the tl: dr is a total rip off of Butch.

Did I do a tl;dr version? I don't even remember doing that, but gj me. icon_fanz

[Frank]

I'mma summarize Linda's arguments:

Vote for me because I voted Frank out

Should've voted her out ;)

Nah, you 3 and lex would've booted my ass much easier wouldn't have gained anything but the looked on her face

[General]

At the same time, I saw you as loyal to absolutely no one, and you honestly didn't pull it off well, as you came off very fake to everyone.

Grats for insulting a juror Linda!

[Frank]

At the same time, I saw you as loyal to absolutely no one, and you honestly didn't pull it off well, as you came off very fake to everyone.

Grats for insulting a juror Linda!

Right out of Russells book called "How to: Jury"

[General]

What Does TL;DR mean?

[Frank]

What Does TL;DR mean?

Too Long, Didn't Read

[Holly Hoffman]

If Gabe does one for every answer

[Frank]

lex's seems to be so undecided on who to vote for

[Holly Hoffman]

The thing with Lex. I got the impression he was voting Gabe because he was his friend and didn't turn on him.

Then, when he finds out Gabe turned on him, he wants to vote for Gabe for being a strategist.

[Frank]

The thing with Lex. I got the impression he was voting Gabe because he was his friend and didn't turn on him.

Then, when he finds out Gabe turned on him, he wants to vote for Gabe for being a strategist.

I think he could find out Gabe killed his parents and he would still vote for him...

Linda-Linda, lets go back to Day 1. For those of you who didn't know, the majority on Tamanaco was me/Kim J/Frank/Linda/Lindsey. We had the game set. What happened? Lindsey and I were separated at the swap. My first question is why did you turn on Frank/Kim? Regardless of what happened, it happened and we merged. This is when you turned into a crazy, motherfucking cow. You were emotionally unstable, deceitful, manipulative, and all around pitiful. Right now I am proud of Lindsey, disappointed in Gabe, and pitiful of you. Why the hell should I vote for you? My quest for you is to tell me why you deserve this more than Lindsey and Gabe. Good luck and I can't wait for you to realize how much of a goat you had been all along. Here is a link. http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis/p20-pe05.html

This was...amazing. And the final link...perfect.