Episode 05

[Holly Hoffman]

A TRIBE SWAP! AHHH!

First of all, Welcome to Mariche! I'm Holly, from Stranded in Patagonia! And I'm running confessionals over here!

Anyways, how do you feel about this swap? Are you happy about who you ended up with? What's the plan moving forward?

Also, what do you think of Sarah's choices to send away?

And what do you make of Kim J's choice to send over who she did?

As always, fill us in on any new developments!

[Kim P]

I feel like crying right now! Like Frank, Kim J, and I were a solid three, so I have no idea why she sent me! The only thing I can do is hope we win, and don't worry I have no problem throwing Lindsey and Clarence under the bus.

[Jeff Probst]

Does this make you doubt your rank in Kim J's eyes? I mean, she did send you to a tribe in the minority...

[Kim P]

You know it does. Personally Mama Kim can shove it up her tits. Is she stupid? She just sent two of her alliance members to the minority with someone who was on the bottom and would've went next!

[Kim P]

I feel like I have integrated myself pretty well into Mariche. I am confident that we will win the challenges leading up to the merge because we have such a strong team. However if we do lose, I told a little fib that Clarence was in the majority alliance on Tamanaco (when in reality me and Lindsey are) so Clarence will likely go if we do lose.

[Kim P]

We won! We won! In your face Mama Kim! Senile old bitch. It's pretty obvious that one of the Mariches is going home so that's cool. I really hope we merge soon.